Welcome to the inside of my head.
He is my King. I want to be her. They are my guilty pleasure. Get me them.
There's currently Magical Unicorn(s).
nue:
nue:
shannon is probably the whitest name you can give to your child
i got like ten messages from offended white girls named shannon because of this post
to all the people who left their homework until the very last day of the holidays
legitimately do not understand the practice of shouting and whistling at girls when you drive by
do you expect me to run after your car screaming WAIT COME BACK I WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
i went out for a bit yesterday and someone was singing that one gotye song in the 7/11 parking lot and i shouted “fuck off”
but you didn’t have to cut him off.
im gonna punch you so hard
