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He is my King. I want to be her. They are my guilty pleasure. Get me them.

There's currently Magical Unicorn(s).

the-vashta-nerada:

so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing

like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch

you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees

you couldn’t wear your own clothing

guceubcuesu:

Should’ve stuck to the status quo 

sarcastic-snowflake:

so this morning i went for a blood test and i was freaking out when the lady took out needle, and she was just like “i tell you what i tell all my teenage girl patients, just pretend like you are getting bitten by the white boy from the twilight movie”

yungvoodooking:

mew2:

a rapper with a lisp

wathup thawty

sexponents:

And here you can see a wild white girl in her natural habitat of pink uggs, cheetah leggings, a pink jacket, and her iPhone she clutches so dearly to her heart, this truly is a rare sighting im so glad I got to see one up close

mariosflamingwhiskers:

bangarangn1tram:

third-class-kickass:

cafeofthedamned:

mariosflamingwhiskers:

Post

reblog

reaction gif

white girl getting offended

I literally just made this post to see if text posts were working from my phone I didn’t want this to happen

dai-ruinas:

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

wakingupinbakerstreet:

stealingcheese:

what kind of guys get into equestrian?

I CHOKED